May 2012
I just overheard two guys having a conversation about me and coming to the conclusion that I don’t speak English because I haven’t responded when they hit on me. Great success?
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When I go on vacation I usually find a couple good, cheap restaurants around the hostel and go to them everyday. In Los Angeles, I have been going to a Mexican restaurant in the morning and a pizzeria at night. Everyday. For fourteen days. I don’t even have to order anymore. I just walk in and they start making my food. This is always what I find sad about going home because chances are...
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Anonymous asked: There are two things I would like from you. Another addition to THE SAGA. And. Another tinychat. I have only a small expectation that this will amount to any action from you, but I thought you should at least know that there are people who miss those things terribly,
May 29th
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If it turns out that when Victoria gets drunk on red wine she walks around with her ass hanging out and sexually harasses other women I might have to change biases.
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dragonsroar: ok who the hell looked at this creature and went “im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
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specialagentstarling: Omfg I just realised those things with shit loads of notes weren’t made by her at all she’s just set a click through link to her blog of what someone else has made! And my previous comment becomes even more relevant.
May 28th
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WatchWatch
shavingryansprivates: the best 52 seconds in film history
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specialagentstarling: Are you actually fucking shitting me omg. This girl I used to be friends with has a fucking hipster emo blog and she makes them pictures where it’s white background and plain black text in times new roman or whatever that a fucking 2 year old could make and one of them has got 36000 notes. What the fuck. I’ve seen some amazing graphics on here that don’t even make it to...
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anatawawho: thefunball: nibblonian: ambrosaur: nibblonian: Guys, Jackie linked to something from tumblr. DELETE EVERYTHING. I bet she checks the Amber tag often. Yeah, but that’s not because of her sister. It’s because she like black dicks. Shhh!!!! She is watching us at this very moment das cool Cool for you maybe. You don’t spend your entire tumblr life insulting the...
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ambrosaur: nibblonian: Guys, Jackie linked to something from tumblr. DELETE EVERYTHING. I bet she checks the Amber tag often. Yeah, but that’s not because of her sister. It’s because she like black dicks.
May 28th
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Guys, Jackie linked to something from tumblr. DELETE EVERYTHING.
May 28th
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matthew-scott: she stole my chord progression she stole my style she stole my gay fans im gonna get her back, you know why? because i have nothing else to lose
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Rihanna is watching you, Chris...
righttrackbaby: Oh……. hi there RiRi, i didn’t see you before.. i was just… Nicki was…
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Anonymous asked: Find them yourself asianfanfics(.)com/browse/tag/yurigirlxgirl
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I am in the mood to read ALL the smuts
I haven’t read any fan fiction in months. Someone send me some links.
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Nibs Presents: A Story That's Going Make You to...
I got some pizza and was walking up Hollywood Blvd. when a tall, lean woman in a short, black, skin-tight dress stops right in front of me and my box of pizza hits her square in the ass. She turns around and calls me a creep for touching her ass and I start getting looks from all the wannabe alpha males who are contemplating jumping in and defending her honour in order to get in her panties....
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female-kpop-cameltoes: cameltoes and panty shots alone are boring so i’ll be incorporating more asses kthxbye YES
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